So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize