her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
why do cheetos always look like penises
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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