Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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