with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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