Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
