could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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