i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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