That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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