soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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