I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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