Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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