Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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