and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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