I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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