Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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