I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I don't think brook has ever known best
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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