we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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