i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
