i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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