After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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