Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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