the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
This is the high leading the old right now
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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