Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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