the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
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