either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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