I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize