we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
He felt like a one man threesome
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Randomize
