her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
she pinky promised me she was 18
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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