using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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