ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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