rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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