He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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