I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
where does the pee come out of this thing
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Randomize
