Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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