So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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