is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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