she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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