He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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