yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize
