it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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