Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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