so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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