He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
