there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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