She's JV to your varsity
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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