He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
Randomize
