U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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