the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
birth control should be required to get into college
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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