its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
