If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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