Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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