"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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