i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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