I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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